• ‘I am fucking crazy. But I am free': Meet the snail doing Burberry sponcon

    7 days ago - By Dazed Digital

    Body like a phlegmy mass, spirit of a reckless abandonée... she's got that 24/7 Sylvia Plath, happiness is a butterfly, prison shag vibe about her. I am, of course, talking about Velveeta, who is a snail documenting her life on social media. A dark and twisted heroine bound in mucus, her cumbersome frame hauls itself towards glamour but is destined only to secrete a disgusting quantity of slime. Though she is encumbered with an off-putting shell and moves at a tedious pace, she hashellip;
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